It's high time, Republicans.
Cannabis can unlock a social & political revolution. You can help.
Anyone who's enjoyed cannabis can tell you: It's a peaceful, mind-expanding experience. For people hung up on racism, greed, anger and other features of Republican politics, weed can be enlightening.
And right now, America needs some enlightenment.
For generations, uptight Republicans have had their minds blown and their worlds changed by cannabis. How do you think all those squares turned into hippies in the 60s?
And now it's time to do it again: Help the haters put down the MAGA hats and pick up the rolling papers. It's actually pretty easy.
Before we met marijuana, we were hard-core, money-loving, race-baiting, toxically patriotic Republican a-holes. We bought into the whole thing -- hate, anger, Trump.
Smoking weed woke us up. It helped us see the only fact that really matters when it comes to how people should treat each other: Everyone is a person, no matter what they look like, where they're from, what they (don't) have, who they love.
Once you see that - and if you get high enough, you can't help but see it - you can never support the hate, inequality and violence that Republicans support (whether they admit it or not). So we stopped being Republicans. And we never went back.
Now we're out to spread the word - to help our fellow Americans enjoy cannabis, transform our politics and start helping to build a better, cleaner, more peaceful world.
We hope you'll help.